ghostlocked: papa smurf didn't create smurfette GARGAMEL DID (argue • first of all)
Harlan Halliday ([personal profile] ghostlocked) wrote in [community profile] penancememes 2020-08-05 07:45 am (UTC)

Hey, I argued against it. I got outvoted.

[He's still annoyed over that whole debacle. Hettie was very unfair about it all.

Luckily, resurrecting corpses is fairly common where Harlan's from. His mailman's a zombie, and you'd hardly be able to tell if the one side of his skull wasn't caved in. And if he's got a hat on, the dude blends right in.

That said, playing Frankenstein? Still gross!]


She's stuck as a rabbit. Her husband's this shitty stage magician, and for fuck's sake, the damn rabbit isn't even white. What a fucking clown.

[Harlan's life is so hard, he puts up with so much. More importantly, though, the machine starts typing up a new sin.]

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