penancemods: (Default)
Penance Mods ([personal profile] penancemods) wrote in [community profile] penancememes2021-06-26 02:37 am
Entry tags:

TEST DRIVE MEME #25

Arrival
"Judgement has come upon you. God has deemed you worthy of Hell. But don't worry, it can still be undone," comes a soothing voice that echoes all around you. The voice promises comfort, hope even.

It may seem like a nightmare at first, despite all of that. Full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. Wretched, unseen hands pull at you, grip tight at your body, tighten on your throat, skeletal fingers grab at your face, slide in your mouth and jab at your eyes as they struggle for purchase. It feels like for a moment, they may snap your neck as they tug and pull. The more you resist, the more phantom hands are added to your struggling body.

It feels like they could tear you apart if you let them. The only thing to do is to let go and stop fighting.

And so you do.

Darkness consumes you for a second.

Initially, everyone opens their eyes to a long, dark corridor made of stone. They find themselves in what appears to be a long queue with other sinners, palm bloody with a contract clutched in their uninjured hand that they don't remember signing.

Characters find their bodies feel heavy and stiff, bruised with odd hand prints here and there that they received during their journey down below. A massive headache throbs behind their temples.

If they look at the list in their hand, they'll notice it's written on with their blood. That explains the wound then. It's an old piece of parchment that details every sin they've committed.

As they move along the queue, they'll find a demon waiting to pass them a communication device that looks almost like a very old Blackberry type phone.

"Welcome to Penance," the demon says gruffly before motioning them on without an ounce of courtesy. "Don't hold up the line. This trip is gonna take longer, but at least you get a vacation..."

Once characters have their device and their contracts, they're ushered further down the hall until they come to a set of stairs. They seem to go on and wind forever, but eventually, they come upon what appears to be a door that's alight with white energy. Stepping through, they find themselves on an island.

There's a demon with striking animal features waiting at the start of a long path where an old castle can be seen looming over a quaint, old village. There's music on the air, celebrations clearly taking place. It's explained that while Lucifer rests and recovers, Mammon will be taking his place. Hell is, for the moment, a pleasurable experience they will heartily insist.

Unfortunately, there is a bit of a trek ahead still. The demon urges them on.


Stand Your Ground
With the carnival leaving, vanishing seemingly overnight, and sinners finding their animal features fading into bad dreams, Lucifer is preparing two ships for the voyage home in a couple of weeks. He seems rather anxious to get back to Penance after the carnival's grotesque entertainment at the expense of his sinners, although he seems to strain to maintain good relations with Mammon. The local demons remain accommodating and friendly for the moment as well, seemingly not finding anything at all wrong with their previous behavior.

The tavern is still bustling, the brothels are still enticing, and everything seems largely back to normal. There are back alleys for the additional mischief of drugs, pain, and pleasure as usual. There are busy shops and salons. Things one may not always find back under Lucifer's care, so sinners would be wise to spoil themselves one last time!

Additionally, there's the feeling of magic in the air that wasn't there before. It's not ominous, it's not terrifying. It's a tingle against the skin or a feeling of exhilaration when one is out and exposed to it. Curiously, things begin to happen. Those artistically inclined will find their sketches coming to life over night and causing mischief. Sinners who have no interest in art will still find sketches drawn on windows and the sides of buildings all throughout the tiny village. They may even witness these things coming to life if they're out late enough!

Animals may also develop an ability to speak over the next few days, whether it's demanding to be fed or revealing some embarrassing thing they've seen their master (or their master's friends) do in private. Though their population has been depleted thanks to sinner antics, these particular hybrids eagerly scurry up to guests to deliver acorns. If opened, the acorn will share a message. They seem intent to make a little bit of mischief for their trouble and may reveal feelings others have for you, something bad from home, or an ominous message to be wary, it will vary. It may also carry a much more important message such as The Veiled Order awaits your return or Barbas isn't done yet, Mammon's greed will be the end of him is also a rather popular one. Shouldn't have trusted the apples, but that's just silly, isn't it? They were perfectly fine apples!

The fun seems almost at an end as days go on though. There are whispers in the air that Lucifer is planning a bit of a detour for some sinners to explore cult activity. But those are just rumors for now! Nothing more than whispers in the wind.

A few days into the last two weeks of the trip, the weather seems to take a bit of a turn. There's an almost unseasonable chill in the air, with a steady rain that follows. It's a mix of water and blood, which makes it a bit of a chore to adventure too much in it. Raincoats and umbrellas are available for all guests in the castle. The local demons seem to not mind much at all, dancing in the puddles of rain or playing freely in the streets. They seem to be rather satisfied with weather they don't see much of.

While the carnival is out of town, there are still some goods that remain in the form of plush toys of Lucifer, Lilith, Mammon, and even a couple of Barbas. Strangely enough, there may also be one or two available of sinners, seemingly at random. There are also hell fish one can buy for pets if the dragons don't tickle your fancy!


A Curse Befalls the Wicked
What would such a fantastical setting be without a visiting old witch? One evening, in steps an old crone to the village. Where did she come from? No one knows. How did she get in? Uncertain. The local demons seem to be rather standoffish with the way she goes from shop to shop, asking for food or drink or item that they refuse to give. She's an outsider that was not invited by their ruler, she's not deserving of their hospitality. She unsettles the animals in the pet shops and those loose in the village, she spreads unrest wherever her path leads. Looking at her too long sends a disturbing shiver down one's spine.

Still, despite the lukewarm welcome, she eventually approaches sinners to plea for help or to chat or even simply to ask the time of day. While her presence is unnerving, it's recommended to take caution. Sinners, be wary! Slight this witch in any way and you will receive her wrath -- and her curses! She spits her magic in a vile and ancient tongue, turning from old lady to something downright disturbingly demonic.

What the curse does will depend heavily on how the sinner managed to anger the witch:

For rudeness or dismissiveness shown towards the witch, some may find themselves drawn into a tale as old as time. Cursed with the supposed wickedness of their soul on display for all to see and a tiny rose. As if that wasn't bad enough, they will have to convinced another that they are not as terrible as their appearance indicates. Desperation may lead to the desire to kidnap another or threaten, for as the petals drop from the rose, the witch threatens that their physical attributes will remain. How their beastly appearance manifests is left up to player discretion.

If another sinner can find love or understanding for their captor, then the spell will be broken.

For aggression or violence, sinners will find themselves reduced to a frog or other unsavory tiny animal, with little other choice but to try to find someone who is willing to give them a little kiss to restore them back to their mortal form. Failing to do so will mean they will be stuck in this form until the witch decides to have mercy, or Lucifer finds a way to undo the spell.

However, for kindness or sympathy, sinners will be rewarded. They will receive a golden medallion with a ruby stone in the center. The witch will promise that all who receive one will be protected against zealots or those who would do them harm since the stone will light up whenever the Veiled Order is near.

Eventually, by the end of the second week, there will begin a hunt for this naughty witch who has been keeping herself hidden. And similar to a tale we are all familiar with, she will be put to death by means of being cooked alive in a fire pit in the center of the village. Grotesque and violent perhaps, but the demons seem to rather rejoice at the display, glad that this will also break all the curses plaguing the village.


Reach Up High
WARNINGS: foot torture, severing of limbs, loss of control.

There is always an opportunity to learn and better one's self in every venture you undertake and now is no different, sinners! While treatment of the old witch may factor in for one's journey on redemption, there will be a chance to remove one sin from one's contract!

"Unfortunately, all good things must end, darling," Lucifer's voice rings out in the ears of all present sinners, familiar to some and new to others. He's nowhere to be found, but the tone of his voice is reassuring.

"And I am to aid you on your path to redemption still. The dreadful old witch has seen fit to curse some of you, I realize. the shoes upon your feet will soon fill you with the insatiable need to dance... and certainly, this seems almost deceptively silly, but the urge will not leave until you have confessed a sin you are most ashamed of. Loud and proud for all to hear. If you resist, darling, you will dance to your death. It will be an ugly, dreadful affair, I assure you."

It starts like an itch at first, to move your feet, to move your arms. It's easy to ignore in the beginning, the restlessness itching just beneath one's skin. It threatens to grow and consume though the longer it goes on though.

"Of course, should those around you feel like taking pity upon you, then they may aid you. Should they find a way to cut the shoes from your feet as they begin to meld with your flesh, or severe them entirely, the urge will leave you. Don't worry, my dear friend Mammon has healers on staff to help your injuries. And I do remind you, pain can be a centering force. It can also show you who you truly are inside. Please embrace it and do not fear it."

The longer sinners resist, the more they'll feel this urge to just move, dance. Even when their feet begin to bleed and their bodies begin to wear out, they will not be able to stop.

"And do not worry about being the one to inflict pain, my dear guests. It is for a good purpose... sometimes we have to hurt those we love to help them in the end."

If the shoes are removed, either by cutting them from the flesh or removing feet entirely, both sinners will earn a sin removed. If the sinner afflicted announced one of their worst sins, they will find it removed from their list. If they dance until they die, well... they died for stubbornness and will find the sin remains.


You Mustn't Be Late for the Ball
And what would Hell be without a farewell celebration? While Lucifer seems to be very uncomfortable after his last experience at a party, where guests attempted to drink his blood, he is polite enough to make an appearance in the grand ballroom in Mammon's castle. Dressed to absolute perfection for the event, Lucifer will urge his sinners to come to the celebration as well. Mustn't be rude to their savior after all. He may shy away from center stage or try to slip out, but sinners shouldn't let that discourage them from enjoying the grand affair! Happening towards the end of this little journey to foreign lands, the ballroom will be lit up brightly and music that encourages dancing and a good mood will fill the air. Food galore is available, as well as free flowing drinks, drugs, and anything else one could want!

There is one little tiny catch though! All who attend must put on the formal wear left for them in their hotels. The style of the clothes made available will veer towards old fashioned. Lovely suits for men, extravagant ball gowns for women. Should anyone show up not dressed in everything given, even including corsets and other uncomfortable items, they will find themselves unfortunately naked. Will they endure the shame or will they cave and put on proper attire? Mammon has tried to be accommodating, but truly, he only asks this one thing...

Should anyone try to remove articles or not follow any sort of etiquette proper of their setting during the ball, they will find their corsets tightening, their shoes undeniably uncomfortable, their waistcoast growing more restrictive... Eventually, it will become very apparent that it would be wise to respect the lord of this land's wishes!

Other than that one minor detail though, tonight is a night of celebration. There seems to be something in the air that fuels a good mood and merrymaking during the ball, despite any nagging discomfort. The ball will extend on through the early morning hours, and include an unusual party game. It seems that Mammon is a romantic at heart. There will be names drawn from a hat at some point during the event and surprise, it's for a marriage ceremony! What's a bit of arranged marriage between friends? It's merely a fun part of the evening... although still a binding contract like those made during the casino. While not every name will be called during the ball, it seems as if Mammon has tried to play matchmaker with enough sinners to start some rather lovely marriages. There will be an officiant available to carry out the ceremony and refusal isn't accepted... and possibly even punished. If not punished, sinners will find themselves dosed with something that will make them eager for their upcoming vows.

None of this could possibly because adultery or not honoring vows is a sin. It's just for amusement, that's all. Don't worry so much, sinners! Guests are free to return to their rooms at any point. Ah, well, just go to sleep and wish for better in the morning? Hopefully no ribs or toes were broken by tightening, unforgiving corsets or shoes intended to punish either.

[Note: While these marriages are arranged ICly, players are encouraged to talk and decide their partners for themselves and may marry multiple people through the course of the evening. Polyamorous relationships are hardly an issue in Hell!]


Follow Me Down
WARNINGS: sexual themes, somnophilia, dub/non-con potentials, potential vore, animal-like traits, mating.

Those inflicted with the Sleeping Beauty curse will unfortunately find themselves in a deep slumber throughout Mammon's lands, dropping wherever they were. Ever eager to do their part to help sinners along, the succubi of these lands take their sleeping forms and dress them in extravagant fashions and lingerie. They also lay them in beds full of flowers in inviting, provocative poses. If sinners near these sleeping forms, they will be taken with a sweet scent given by the flowers that will incite a need. The aphrodisiacs will be potent, all consuming.

After all, what will awaken these sleeping beauties isn't simply true love's kiss, but the most satisfying orgasm. This may mean people will have to take multiple turns to rouse the sleeping person. Of course, there will be toys, aids, and various kinds of lube available to aid in whatever sinners need to accomplish their task.

For those who aren't quite interested in rousing the beauties, there are other antics to be had! People may find themselves cursed with wolf-like tendencies that may make them want to devour the innocent or defenseless in every sense of the word. It may also make certain anatomical changes ranging from fur to tails to the ability to knot while mating. Sharper teeth, better to eat one with, may also be included in the curse.


Wildcard/Misc.
Don't see something you love but still want to get a feel for the game? Check out our extensive list of LOCATIONS and write up your very own prompt however you'd like to! You can also add a "NETWORK" post option to your TL for quick, easy, and fun interactions.



And without further ado: Welcome to our new TDM for the July 1st app round! As always, potential appers and characters already in game are welcomed to jump right in! This TDM counts as an additional game event as well as game canon for those coming into the game. If you app and are accepted, TDM tags become game canon and can be used for AC! Please have fun and don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have down below.

If you have questions, comments, suggestions, etc., go here.


Navigation | Premise | Arrival | FAQ
Rules | Taken | Reserves | Applications
Network | Logs | OOC | Memes
handsomefoil: <user name="hanshi"> (Default)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
{ He turns his gaze outward, leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees. Yeah, he's pretty happy to be back in his adult form again, too. He never was the type to want to relive his youth, considering that it kind of sucked. ​}

It lasted the night, I presume. Most likely passed out when it got dark, then woke up in the morning at my proper age.

{ He grows quiet again, this time seeming like he's got something on the tip of his tongue but struggling to find a way to say it. }

I don't recall a lot, but you eh, you kept me out of trouble. Kept my hands clean.

{ Figuratively and literally, in this case. }

Thanks, for that.
meekandthebold: (pic#14856615)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-06 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's good.

[ Probably the best possible outcome. She doesn't know how long he'd been like that before she'd found him, but at least it had passed.

She shrugs, still unwilling, even now, to delve too deeply into why she'd done what she'd done for him, though her lips twitch in faint amusement at the reference to keeping his hands clean. ]


I couldn't just leave you. That was no place for a kid.

[ A kid who's now an adult, if barely, and probably well aware of everything she'd tried to shelter him from that day at the carnival. It's weird, knowing that, remembering how young and innocent he'd been, and she shifts uncomfortably. ]
handsomefoil: <user name="prosodi"> (094)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
{ Perhaps this is a good thing, then, that Henry has no interest in the why's. He assumes it's just the right thing to do for an adult, to keep them safe. Even if surviving an undead apocalypse just screams 'self-preservation', the idea that certain instincts would still be strong enough to override that isn't so strange. }

Aye, it wasn't.

{ He senses the discomfort, but that comes with the territory. }

Don't know what I would've done if I were in your position. I'm not terribly good with children.
meekandthebold: (pic#14978981)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-08 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Neither is she, Carol thinks bitterly. Your track record does not inspire confidence. But she just nods. ​]

Mostly you just keep them fed and watered. The rest tends to sort itself out.

[ Not so simple here, of course, with the potential for scarring, traumatic experiences lurking around every corner. But still. She lifts her eyes, finally meeting Henry's gaze. ]

It could've been worse. You weren't too much of a brat.
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 397079 (074)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
{ That little admission makes him chuckle under his breath, nodding slowly to himself like this is all news to him! It could be, for all he knows. His memories of childhood are still fuzzy at best, these particular memories spent in the carnival being much more vivid than his 'real' ones.

Whatever 'real' is anymore.
}

Well, I grew out of that very quickly. As most kids do, I imagine.

{ Children being compared to houseplants is actually something he can understand. It's about the extent of his emotional support, he thinks. }

Were you dreading the aftermath? This? { Gestures around them, referring to this moment. }
meekandthebold: (pic#14979014)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dreading?

[ Maybe. Yes. It would have been easier for everyone if he hadn't remembered anything, if she could just pretend it had never happened.

She shrugs, expression carefully neutral. Maybe he doesn't remember what a dick she'd been, in between the funnel cake and getting him to safety. ]


Should I have been dreading it?
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 20432537 (015)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-12 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
{ A cool customer, this one. He still remembers some bits of dialogue. A lot of them revolving around being told to be quiet, he thinks with some humor. While he can't recall more of her nuanced mannerisms as a child, he can't believe that taking care of a child while in hell is anything but a fun time And then to meet that same 'child' as an adult... well... }

I don't know. I know I would've been.

{ He seems to find it humorous though, if their places had been switched. }

That would be one person too many knowing just how much of a fool I am dealing with children. But that's just me.
meekandthebold: (pic#14978979)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-14 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fair enough. She smiles, nodding in acknowledgement. ]

Well, you seem to have grown up all right.

[ She pauses, and then shrugs. Might as well admit it. Just days ago he'd been asking for permission to go to the bathroom and nearly vibrating out of his skin at the idea of funnel cake. ]

It is a little weird, though.
handsomefoil: (139)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
{ It almost sounds like something an old babysitter would say, someone not quite family but knew him since he was a child. Obviously, he doesn't know anyone like that in reality, but that's the feeling it evokes and he can't decide if he low-key likes it or finds it utterly embarrassing. ​}

Weird is certainly an understatement, but of all the weird things to happen? It could've been much worse.

{ It takes him a while to realize why this feels so weird. It's because he'd been so wholly dependent on her for his own safety, she saw him at his most helpless, before he even had any idea that 'assassin training' was even a thing in his household. Before he became a reckless and mildly sociopathic thrill-seeker once his skills and abilities were honed.

Just a lonely boy.
}
meekandthebold: (pic#14856615)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ It could've been worse. She would have been hard-pressed to imagine anything worse when it had happened - finding herself suddenly tasked with the care and protection of a child, a small boy named Henry of all things, had felt like a personal insult, a cruelty crafted by Hell specificially to make her suffer.

But then she'd gone through the Tunnel of Love. And the horror house. And the animal tent. The smile doesn't leave her face, but her eyes go distant as she remembers it all. ]


Yes, I guess it could have.
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 397079 (068)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. { Quietly, almost under his breath. He lets the conversation lapse into silence for a moment, thinking back on a completely different conversation they had. Their first one, in fact.

The frog continues to sit quietly between them, like some sort of silent overseer.
}

It seems I was right about you, though.

{ With a slight smile, he seems relieved by this fact. }
meekandthebold: (pic#14926171)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-16 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carol tenses a little, mind racing as she tries to guess what he might mean. What might he have deduced about her from the way she'd acted when he was a kid?

But she does her best to hide her reaction, just smiling placidly and shaking her head in polite confusion. ]


Right about me?
handsomefoil: <user name="hanshi"> (130)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-16 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe their little trip through the carnival had supplemented his assumption, but a lot of it ended up being some good old fashioned guessing. A survivor for an entire decade in a zombie apocalypse is no small feat. Certainly not for the faint of heart.

He just continues pleasantly, hardly thinking his conclusion is anything particularly revealing.
]

Yes, you're a lot hardier than you make yourself out to be. You made it through your, what? First? [ a small pause to recall, ] Month of hell.

[ He's tempted to say relatively unscathed, but he knows better than anyone that inner scars are more painful than the outer ones. ]
Edited (html) 2021-07-16 17:39 (UTC)
meekandthebold: (pic#14978971)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ She never likes it when anyone sees more than she's deliberately allowing them to see, and this is no exception. But the way he says it isn't a challenge. He doesn't sound like he's accusing her of hiding anything, and she relaxes, shrugging her shoulders self-consciously. ]

I guess we all underestimate ourselves.

[ She pauses, thinking, answering honestly for once. ]

I think it's...hard in different ways than I expected it to be hard.
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 397079 (071)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-19 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
{ That sounds about right, actually. He nods along with that in agreement, figuring that's probably the best answer to all of what'd happened. It certainly wasn't what he expected, either. }

Hm, even after so many months, it still manages to catch you by surprise somehow. Always something new. Something personal.
meekandthebold: (pic#14856617)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Something personal. That's what makes it so hard. She can deal with fear, with suffering, with having to fight. After all, that's been her whole life for so long. It's more familiar to her than the comforts she's found here. Food security. A place to sleep that's not under constant threat of being attacked or lost altogether.

But Hell has gotten personal in ways she never could have prepared herself for. Her heart sinks a little at his words, and she shakes her head, clicking her tongue with a sigh. ]


You couldn't have just said 'it gets easier after the first month or so,' huh?
handsomefoil: <user name="hanshi"> (033)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
That would be doing you a great disservice. { He glances at her with a smile. }

And that's certainly no way to pay someone back for their efforts.

{ But he would say there's a certain numbness that comes along with each horrible thing hell throws at them. Would that be somethin he could call 'easier'? }
meekandthebold: (pic#14978981)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-20 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course he's right. She'd much rather hear the truth than a comforting lie, even if the truth is ugly.

But she shakes her head at the suggestion that he has to pay her back for anything. ]


I'm glad I was there to help.

[ It might have been easier for both of them if it had been someone else who'd found him at the carnival, but there's nothing anyone can do about that. At least she'd gotten him out of there. ]
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 20432537 (024)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-20 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
{ Headshake or no, she's gonna get something! He just won't say what. Yet.

Then with another sigh, he figures this conversation has reached its last leg and redirects his attention towards the frog again. He'd been avoiding any sort of touch or contact with it at first, but it hasn't done anything strange to warrant any action. So gently, he pokes the side of its head.
}

So, who's your friend?
meekandthebold: (pic#14978963)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-20 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
He hasn't introduced himself yet. I guess he's shy.

[ Though not shy enough to hop away when Henry reaches out to poke it. The frog just blinks, sitting there placidly, and Carol smiles and then shrugs. ]

Kermit until proven otherwise, I guess.
handsomefoil: <user name="hanshi"> (100)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
{ He laughs softly, and there's a child-like temptation to pick the frog up. Maybe it's noticeable in the way he adjusts himself slightly, hand resting next to him closer to the frog and tapping the surface with a finger. }

A perfectly inoffensive and apt name. { And he goes for it. Just scoops Kermit up into both his hands like one would hold a very large hamburger and places him on his lap. } The animals around here have been acting very wily as of late. Seems you've got a good one to visit you.
meekandthebold: (pic#14978971)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-22 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's still half-expecting the frog to decide it's had enough of them both and hop off. When it doesn't, she makes a small, pleased noise of surprise, bending closer to get a better look. ]

'Wily,' huh? [ Her smile falters a little as she remembers the squirrels, and the unpleasant messages they'd delivered to both her and Rick. ] I guess that's one way of putting it.
handsomefoil: <b>PIXIV ID</b>: 20432537 (015)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-28 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
{ Kermit struggles a little, as expected. Henry's lap isn't exactly the most smooth surface with the divot down the middle and there's cloth?? What a weird texture??? It certainly looks ready to jet, though. Its eyes almost seem to stare at Carol. }

Yeah, really tells you something when mere animals can't be trusted to just... be animals.

{ He figures with an answer like that, she might've had less pleasant experiences than Kermit here. Which, honestly, is not bad at all. This frog is a good frog. }

Let me guess: One of them started chittering inappropriate ice-breakers at you?
meekandthebold: (pic#14978979)

[personal profile] meekandthebold 2021-07-29 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Poor Kermit looks like he's not quite sure what's happening, but he stays put on Henry's lap for the moment. Brave little guy.

She winces at Henry's question, shaking her head. ]


Just delivered an acorn with a nasty note.

I don't know if that's better or worse.
handsomefoil: <user name="prosodi"> (089)

[personal profile] handsomefoil 2021-07-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
{ He nods slowly, figuring it's probably best not to probe too far down that path. Patting Kermit's body idly, he recalls witnessing these little 'pranks'... fortunately, none had come at him with anything so mortifying. }

Definitely worse. Cowards, the whole lot of 'em. { Said with some finality, but makes an attempt at humor too. } Can't wait to get off this bloody island, honestly.

(no subject)

[personal profile] meekandthebold - 2021-07-31 03:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] handsomefoil - 2021-08-03 15:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] meekandthebold - 2021-08-04 01:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] handsomefoil - 2021-08-10 22:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] meekandthebold - 2021-08-12 00:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] handsomefoil - 2021-08-14 03:39 (UTC) - Expand