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TEST DRIVE MEME #32

Arrival
"Judgement has come upon you. God has deemed you worthy of Hell. But don't worry, it can still be undone," comes a soothing voice that echoes all around you. The voice promises comfort, hope even.

It may seem like a nightmare at first, despite all of that. Full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. Wretched, unseen hands pull at you, grip tight at your body, tighten on your throat, skeletal fingers grab at your face, slide in your mouth and jab at your eyes as they struggle for purchase. It feels like for a moment, they may snap your neck as they tug and pull. The more you resist, the more phantom hands are added to your struggling body.

It feels like they could tear you apart if you let them. The only thing to do is to let go and stop fighting.

And so you do.

Darkness and nothingness consumes you for a second, And it seems to linger for a long time. There is nothing at all. It must be lonely. But it won’t be forever.

Initially, everyone opens their eyes to a long, dark corridor made of stone. They find themselves in what appears to be a long queue with other sinners, palm bloody.

Characters find their bodies feel heavy and stiff, bruised with odd hand prints here and there that they received during their journey down below. A massive headache throbs behind their temples. They are urged forward to take a numbered ticket and wait their turn in the long line. As they're ushered forward through the corridor, their first stop will be to see Lilith, standing outside her office.

The woman in a smart suit and a friendly smile steps forward to greet sinners one by one. "I'm sorry for your rough landing. We've never gotten it quite as smooth as it was in the past. Please, let me see your hand--"

Once she has the sinner's hand, there's the warm, almost electric touch of magic that soothes away the aches and pains, heals the wound left behind on each sinner's palm. Lilith looks satisfied with her work and gives a nod. "There, all better. Please take your care package and continue on until you reach the stairs."

On their way out, sinners receive their 'package', a contract detailing all sins committed. If they look at the list closely enough they'll notice it's written with their blood. That explains the palm wound then. It's an old piece of parchment despite the freshly written letters upon it. They will also receive a slightly more modern smart phone. Think early generation Android and a pamphlet made by other sinners during their stay here with useful tips.

After that, sinners will be ushered on to a set of stairs where a guard waits. "Welcome to Penance," the demon says gruffly before motioning them on without an ounce of courtesy. "Don't hold up the line."

They seem to go on and wind forever, but eventually, they come upon what appears to be a lobby of a hotel. Once there, they will notice several shops and other areas around the front desk.

The demon at the front desk looks rather bored, but when sinners approach? He seems to snap to attention to offer whatever help they might need of him. He will at least direct to food or rooms to rest their wary bodies, or recommend sights to see around the hotel.


Stand Your Ground
The morning reveals the first glimpse of Spring that Penance has seen in months. The frigid temperatures seem to be receding and the blood snow is finally melting. Repairs around the hotel are back on track, returning it to its former glory as the kitchens and other supplies slowly begin to fill back up. Everyone seems tentatively hopeful that maybe, just maybe, things are veering back towards normal.

Or as normal as they can be in these very uncertain times, with Mammon seemingly content to stay in Penance for an extended vacation and the gruesome remains of Hellburbia. The local demons seem rather pleased to be getting back to normal, at least. The hotel cafe, Helluvacup is officially opened for business again! This time with an array of spring drinks that included iced strawberry lemonade, a variety of flavored iced coffees, iced teas, and a specially blended coconut drink made with some ground up hell flora that’s said to increase stamina and well-being. Samples of these drinks will be provided by Bean the hell rat, who will be donning a little bee costume to encourage guests to come by and say hi!

Careful, he bites a little bit and may or may not carry a disease or two. If anyone tries to hurt him, they’ll have to contend with the manager. That’s his pride and joy after all. As normal as Hell seems to be, there’s an odd stirring at night. It sounds like something flying outside or claws tapping against the roof. It isn’t the Mares, but it certainly sounds like something. As days go on, guests may start to see dragons from Mammon’s lands out of the corner of their eye or picking through alleyways to hoard up items. They may sneak into the hotel if they’re tiny enough and steal small trinkets. There are also strange sightings of another new face hanging around these dragons. Mammon seems rather… disturbed by him, oftentimes complaining under his breath about that buffoon showing up.

Demonic staff assure sinners it’s nothing at all to worry about though! Just ignore it.

Besides, there are more fun things to focus on. There are free hell horse riding lessons coming up at the stables. Why, one might ask? Well, it’s simple really… Lucifer is planning a hunt that will take volunteers outside of Penance’s walls. He still has his little brother to save after all, and a spear to find. He hasn’t forgotten the thread of the Veiled Order or the fact that Barbas is contained in a mansion in Hellburbia!

Lessons will focus on gaining your horse’s trust. A bit more complicated than what a mortal may be used to, it takes some work to earn your horse’s respect. They may be bribed with flesh, blood, or the occasional brushing and petting. Spending time talking with your horse and sharing a bit of who you are with them doesn’t hurt at all either… they like it when people seem to ignore their sometimes grotesque appearances.

These clever beasts will also be hesitant to be ridden at first, but with enough training, should be able to navigate a training course set up for this special occasion.

It will be encouraged to camp out with your selected horse in the evenings to strengthen your bond, so sinners will be given a bonfire and plenty of simple foods for their camping adventure. Don’t worry, it will seem oddly warm thanks to the fires!

Mornings will be met with scooping up any messes the horses leave and feeding them their daily flesh and water. Do try not to lose any fingers! They get a little over-excited at times…


Reach Up High

Prompt I: The First Pull is the Hardest
WARNINGS: mutilation, blood, torture.

Lucifer's voice rings out as it always does, compassion and warmth clear despite his words. It lingers in guests' ears even as they're forced into a dark room by demons and shown an ominous looking device just waiting for them.
"Welcome, my honored guests! Since some of your ilk have displayed an alarming tendency towards secrecy and outright lying, I've come up with a way for you to practice frank discussion instead. What I ask of you won't be an easy task, but it will be a lesson that's valuable to learn. When the device before you turns on, it will display a sin one of you are guilty of. You will be given exactly one minute to begin explaining what happened and how. Do be frank about it, and fair warning: if either of you refuse... you're unlikely to be unhappy about the result."
Guests won't have the option of refusing this daunting task. Demons drag sinners in, easily overpowering even the strongest guest if only for long enough to secure them in the seat and shove their hands into the opening of the device. Once secured, sinners are unable to remove their hands as a typing noise begins sounding out. After a moment, a sheet of paper will then pop out of the top of the device with a ding for guests to read. One sin off their list is printed neatly on it. Guests have one minute to begin explaining what it means and how it happened or why it's a sin of theirs.

Should the guest refuse or fail they will hear the contraption start up. An ominous sound of something shifting rings out before a sharp pain shoots up their finger and ricochets through their body. Each time a person fails their turn they both lose a fingernail. this will keep going until they've lost all ten (or however many the guest may have) or they answer a satisfactory number of sins. It really just depends on which sort of torment the guests are content with suffering through and how much they want redemption.

[Note: How many sins characters have to explain to be released will be left up to player discretion!]


Prompt II: Lend a Hand
WARNINGS: blood mention, torture

With the flood waters receding, it’s time to clean up Hellburbia and get it back in working order. To remove a sin from one’s contract, sinners are encouraged to grab mops and buckets, and any tools they can get their hands on to set to work on the ravished neighborhood. Lucifer wants the homes back to their flawless appearances and habitable again. Demons will be selecting sinners at random if they’re lacking volunteers, and be prepared, if they catch sinners slacking that there will be some harsh punishments!

These demonic construction workers and cleaners are not above whipping, denying water, etc. to those who are being particularly unruly to them. Cleaning isn’t always a breeze. It isn’t meant to be simple.

But it will be worth it in the end when those who wish to move back are able to!

Everyone is encouraged to stay far away from the old mansion where Barbas has been sealed away… but there will be some hoodlum demons with some fresh eggs and rocks that are just begging to be tossed at that old place. Sinners may join them if they dare!


Follow Me Down

Prompt I: A Slave For You
WARNINGS: fantasy slavery, noncon, dubcon, aphrodisiacs, kidnapping

The usual debauchery at Club Penance is on hold, thanks to the way Mammon has settled in the space and converted it to an effective auction house. While Lilith had hoped that Mammon would be bored of his games by now, he hasn't moved on just yet! Mammon’s greed continues to affect anyone who lingers too long, prompting visitors to transition from well-intentioned visitors to fierce bidding competition. Why bring home one thing when you can bring home all of them? Why not drive the bidding higher and higher when it comes to getting what you deserve? Gold and rare items are a fine currency to start with, but the highest-value items will probably cost a bidder a piece of their soul.

With the time since the rushed setup, Mammon has had the opportunity to divide the space more formally. In addition to earlier wares, bidders can compete with one another for valuables from all sorts of worlds, usually pieces of art or other display items. Special auctions spring up for potions or magic charms that aren’t normally available. The auctioneers promise that the sinners addicted to Frenzy, the local drug of choice, would find their way to even higher highs with some of the best alchemy hell has to offer. They recommend getting your hands on the purple powder for a particularly mind-blowing experience.

And as before, there are still regular rounds of slave auctions. These vary from the domestic to the most debauched and depraved forms of servitude, whether bidders are looking for a french maid or a personal footstool.

The hungry club succubi and incubi have ensured that all the slaves are made pliant and assured eager to please whoever buys them. Who can they resist a desperate slave, eager to please? The acts they are expected to perform, as well as the duration of service, seem to be linked to the cost of the slave. Spirited, unbroken new arrivals go for fairly cheap, but the price goes up based on how exotic or well-trained a slave is.

Also new are a hall of group pens where slaves are left to loiter together between auctions. They're a calming space, with one wall made of glass so they can be watched by potential buyers. In the pens, slaves are encouraged to make themselves appealing, and interact with other slaves. Maybe some of them will even get purchased in pairs if they put on a good enough show for the voyeurs outside.

Post-purchase customization is now available for bidders willing to pay top-dollar. It costs a lot to indulge far out kinks such as tentacle play, animal play, guro, etc. But under the heady spirit of competition and need to have more, who cares about the cost of a soul? You aren't using yours anyway. Might as well put it to good use.

Sinners who've been here for weeks might have noticed that the term of a slave purchase seems to be proportional to a slave's price. The cheap ones seem to snap out of it in a day or so, and even though the expensive ones tend to linger under the influence for a week or longer, there's a lot of turnaround. This has resulted in a rash of kidnappings throughout the community. People are being snatched up even if they have the sense to stay far away from the club! It might be safer to travel in groups.


Prompt II: Casino Styx
WARNINGS: dubcon, loss of agency, memory manipulation

For those who thought Casino Styx may never return, they'll find themselves very mistaken. By evening, when the skies have faded from their odd reds and oranges to nearly black, sinners will notice a large, shining construct by the gates of the community once again. The golden exterior draws the eye better than even any Vegas establishment could hope.

Guests will be invited to come check out what's going on. As they near, the lights draw in attention almost as much as the blood 'water' feature dug around the new Casino Styx. The water fountains blast up to five hundred feet in the air on either side of a long bridge that leads across the blood and right to the entrance. Once inside the lavish establishment, guests will see the large statue of Charon that stands in the middle of a pool. To the side is a bowl full of golden coins to tip the ferryman. It's encouraged that all who enter do this simple gesture.

Those who skip it may notice their luck is simply awful all night. The effect may even follow them home.

The water theme only continues on as guests enter the casino proper. The walls look as if they have water cascading down them, but touching it will show it's merely an illusion. Somehow, they still somehow seem to reflect the glittering lights dancing overhead. Guests should appreciate how the atmosphere in the casino seems to inspire relaxation and a good mood.

The casino includes a variety of all the expected games, ranging from slots to poker to blackjack to roulette, and anything else imaginable. What is the point in gambling when there's no currency in Hell, one may ask? Well, that's where the real fun begins!

Sinners can work off items on their contract via gambling. Matching three objects on the slot machine will remove one sin, one time. Any subsequent wins on the slots will give golden coins to give to Charon for extra good luck. Patrons can also put up sins for wager in any competitive game like poker, but do keep in mind that the losers take all the sins on to their list! Be careful playing against demons or 'eating fresh baby' may end up on your contract.

It doesn't stop there, either. In higher stakes games, wagers can be made with bits of soul that get converted to the form of chips, made either with the patron's or, if you're too cowardly to bet your own, harvested from the damned souls in other parts of Hell. Be warned! Lose too many of these chips made from your own soul while gambling and sinners may start to experience a concerning lack of conscience, emotion, or feel a sudden eagerness to indulge in a vice that's natural to them.

So, do they tend to be vain? Suddenly that will be doubled and they may demand to be worshiped. Prone to sloth? Maybe they just won't want to move at all...

Not to worry though. As long as a sinner maintains a a little of their soul, the effect will be temporary as the energy repairs itself and becomes whole again over the next week or two.

Gambling with souls does offer winners the ability to win upgrades to their rooms (Softer beds, better electronics, etc.), earn a night in a lavish suite at the casino that will open soon, or VIP perks at Club Penance. Win big enough and one may also earn a request from home or to be put on a wait list for rooms at the casino to live permanently during their stay.

There are also strip-based games for those feeling frisky. Players will lose articles of clothes for each round they lose and the winner may decide to keep the pieces discarded. These can be played against multiple players or one-on-one.

Finally, there are games where body parts will be the wager... those who are brave enough to part with some flesh will find themselves earning perks around Hell. These will include the ability to escape from future torture for a round or two, or the ability to earn back abilities that may have been previously blocked upon arrival in Penance. They may also win a night with Lucifer or Lilith (Not in that way! Winners will get to ask questions or tour parts of Hell that may have been previously off-limits). Players will just have to ask themselves if it's worth losing an actual arm or leg for...

What's a night of gambling and vice without a quickie wedding or two? Without a place to make some bad decisions? While marriage isn't generally customary in Hell, there's a nice little wedding chapel in the casino for those impulse decisions! The marriages performed won't necessarily be binding in the traditional sense, but will be officiated by either a Grim Reaper or a fairly bad Lucifer impersonator who seems to use darling a bit too much. His roots are starting to show, too...

Oh, and are those LED lights he's got attached to his suit to make himself glow? Oh, well, if you ignore all that, it's not bad.

The ceremony will not be religion-based and will have appropriately Hell-like vows unless the spouses-to-be choose to write their own or request otherwise.

Oh, one more thing... while these marriages will be only as binding as sinners desire them to be, Lucifer will not freely annul them if that's the route sinners want to take. He will expect favors in return, generally in the form of service. Play assistant or housekeeper for a bit, earn your annulment and put that bad move right behind yourself!

Of course gambling and marriages aren't the only thing to focus on! What sort of Hell establishment would this be if there weren't servers clad in old fashion Cigarette Girl outfits carrying around trays of treats to offer guests? Sinners may get parched between enthralling games after all. These treats include food, drinks, cigarettes, drugs, etc. Go ahead and indulge! No one will judge a little gluttony around these parts! Just watch anything chocolate... rumor has it, it makes one inclined to visit that chapel...

[At the moment, we are allowing players to decide among themselves who will win or claim one free sin removal from the slot machines. If you want a sin removed, please note it on the sin removal page and be sure to link a completed thread. If you're cashing in a perk, please link it on the request page with what you're wanting for mod review! Please note that while some abilities may be unlocked, nothing too game breaking will be allowed.]


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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-11 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[It's more than a little distressing that someone would go along with being married to a demon lord without a fight, but Jaskier supposes that might how some opt to survive. Better to throw in their lot with something than continuing to carry on on their own or take the risk and fight. But it would be absolutely concerning if Yennefer of all the potential brides simply gave in to the spell. But at the mention of we've all been acting strange rather than simply the others have been, Jaskier does have a little bit of concern that perhaps that won't last forever. Could there be a point in which the spell wins out even against someone as formidable as Yennefer? It seems difficult to imagine, but calling these extraordinary circumstances seems an understatement.]

You're going to have to be a little more specific than that, [Jaskier says with a slight shake of his head.] There is absolutely nothing about you that someone wouldn't think strange even in a place like this.

[What are the warning signs? That's what he really wants to know. Not that there's maybe too much he can do in terms of pulling Yennefer back from the edge—not as though this is a physical threat that Jaskier can just squarely put himself in front of—but at least then he has a metric and he can know how much he ought to worry.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-12 07:11 am (UTC)(link)

While I have always taken pride in my appearance. (to say the very least, considering the sacrifices she took to gain said appearance in the first place.) There have been times when I find myself not just preoccupied with it -- but obsessed to the point of distraction. Looking in mirrors and changing outfits when I should be researching or doing other things.

(it still seems strange that jaskier cares but for whatever the reason...well she'd be lying if she said she didn't need help people she could use right now. she pulls back her elven ears.)

And then there are these -- Mammon is known for liking to make altercations and hybrids, I suppose I should feel lucky my change is something so subtle.

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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't really register for a moment what Jaskier is looking at when Yennefer shows him her ears, as his first assumption is that her making certain hair is out of the way is some unconscious attendance to her appearance. But then he actually looks as directed by Yennefer, and Jaskier's eyes widen in surprise. She's right. If it hadn't been pointed out to him, it's not likely he would have noticed.]

Lucky is a word for it, I suppose, [Jaskier says, agreeing with her vaguely since it seems like the trade-off is that subtle means easily overlooked. Then again, if there were more significant changes, there's no doubt in Jaskier's mind that Yennefer would skip this calmer, more rational decision to do her research first.] So, I'll be the first to admit I am absolutely shit at research.

[He doesn't have the attention span for it. For as long as he can sit and toil away with his lyrics and lute, he is the exact opposite when asked to sit in front of someone else's writings and consuming it.]

But I'd like to think I know just exactly how conceited you are by now. I could help keep you from getting distracted with all your endless preening and carrying on. And if you told me specifically what you're looking for, I could perhaps keep you focused.

[...And even if he is not particularly helpful with the reading and research bits, he could maybe subtly take a look on her behalf, too. If nothing else, maybe letting her bounce her thoughts and ideas off another person will shake out another lead and keep her from getting desperate quite so quickly. Ultimately, it's his hope that it would keep her safer for longer. But he shrugs his shoulders as though that's not his intent in the slightest.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-13 10:57 am (UTC)(link)

You may be bad at research but you are good at talking to people, getting them to talk too, except for Geralt but some people are just a lost cause.

(she may not have always been jaskier's biggest fan but she is not blind to his skills and what might be useful to her.)

You can help me research, try to keep me on track, but you can also talk to the demons around the hotel, see what you can find about Mammon, or marriages to demon lords. It felt like some sort of binding spell -- but he didn't get to complete it so there must be some way to break it. We cannot use physical violence against his guards, not without potentially turning into gold.

(how accurate the memories they retain from hellburbia is debateable, but geralt shared that information, it seems pertinent to share now.)

There has to be a loophole -- and even if it comes with a cost -- it is better than the alternative. (sorry jaskier, but the desperation levels are already on the high side.)

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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-13 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[At the mention of Geralt's continued, unending silence, Jaskier shrugs his shoulders, nodding in a silent gesture of fair, fair because that is absolutely a Geralt problem and not a Jaskier problem. Jaskier could befriend and get anyone else on the damned Continent to open up—even Yennefer of all people, who has never been his biggest fan—but Geralt? Befriend, sure, but talk? Hardly. There are more conversation offerings with Roach than with Geralt.]

[But Jaskier is relieved Yennefer isn't telling him to fuck off or otherwise mind his business. Even if he's had to dress it up as a use me sort of situation rather than offering directly, she's accepting his help and even going so far as to give him something very specific to do. Something that even Yennefer has to admit she wouldn't have nearly as much luck with at least not while she's the bride-to-be.]


Oh, no, yeah, sure, whatever it takes, [Jaskier says, pantomiming agreement quite unconvincingly and poorly. But that probably shouldn't come as any surprise to Yennefer. Unlike Geralt and Yennefer who silently resign themselves and provide no recognition of a limit, respectively, Jaskier is the first to balk when the price of something raises a little higher than he's necessarily comfortable with. But he also knows there's no talking Yennefer down from a ledge, at least not a ledge that they haven't even found yet. They'll have to cross that bridge when they get there.] But, um? Yennefer? I know you're not trying to pay much mind to your appearance, distraction and all that, but...

[Jaskier purses his lips as he reaches over much like one does when trying to muster up the courage to touch while simultaneously recognizing touching is a good way to lose a finger if not an entire hand by minimizing the amount of contact. He attempts smoothing down a few flyaways that have managed to manifest themselves into existence while she's been toiling away.]

And I do mean this in the nicest way I possibly, I cannot stress that enough, [he says, recognizing the attempt at smoothing her hair while barely touching her is not proving to be the most successful and he decides fuck it and risks his hand with a little more contact.] But as good as it is to see you, I was serious. You do look a little shit.

[He returns his hand before he loses it.]

I think it's alright to let yourself be distracted long enough to freshen up. Hell, maybe even throw in a nap if you feel so inclined. That's what you usually do anyway, yeah? Leave everyone else to do the dirty work for you while you lay about and I don't know, eat sweets and drink your apple juice or something?

[He knows that's not it at all. Yennefer is far from shy about getting her own hands dirty. But it paints a prettier picture of someone in control and with the full extent of their power, and Jaskier has to imagine there's some version of her ideal life where that's the case. And if part of his job is to make sure she doesn't get too distracted, then that also means he has to allow some. Maybe even encourage it a little.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-14 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)

(even when she accepted geralt's help shortly after getting their memories back she had to contextualize it like it was something she was letting him do, that she was giving permission rather than asking for help. control is a slippery thing, something yennefer has had less and less of here, and the more she loses it the more she tries to latch onto whatever she can. she doesn't know why jaskier wants to help her -- and to some extent she can admit she doesn't particularly care -- but she knows she needs all the help she can get.

so she gives him a task and he accepts it -- though his performance was not one of his better ones -- but suddenly he's being kind and soft as he reaches out to her and she doesn't know what to do with it. he is gentle in his brushing away of her hair and it probably is a good idea that he pulls back his hand when he does)

Why do you care? I would think you of all people would enjoy seeing me suffer. Also -- don't trust the apple cider. It clouds your mind.

(it happens to be mammon's speciality and when jakier mentions apple juice she can't help but think of it.)

And as lovely as a nap and sweets sound, I'm not sure indulging myself will help much. My skills are better used elsewhere.

(she gives a small, bitter sort of laugh.)

I told you I didn't want to know more about the future and I meant it but things must have really gone to shit if you like me now.

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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-14 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier chuckles as he holds up a finger, waving it a little in the air before he starts correcting her.]

Oh, let's not get ahead of ourselves, my good lady. [Jaskier shakes his head and folds his arms.] You are still one of my least favorite people I've ever met if not the absolute least favorite. I can think of several unsavory individuals and a handful of dangerous beasts I would rather spend my time with than spend even mere seconds in a conversation with you let alone be in the same room.

But even someone as self-serving, thoughtless, and consistently dressed as though you've never heard of the concept of a nice tailor before doesn't deserve mockery right now. It has to be said that you make shit decisions every time you're provided with an option, but they are still your decisions. And whether I like it or not, you have a right to keep making those decisions and, you know, making life miserable, [he says with a dismissive wave of his hand.] Constantly. And consistently.

And besides, if someone as conniving as you can't figure her way out, then someone like me is well and truly—and I cannot emphasize this enough—fucked in this place. So, you know, in the interest of self-preservation, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather you not get married off to some demon lord by your choice or not. And maybe if I end up in a bit of a bind, you might remember that I didn't take the piss out of you and not just leave me to whatever unfortunate fate befell me.

[Jaskier tilts his head slightly and shrugs a shoulder as a silent punctuation of so there for his little rant. He raises his eyebrows as though challenging Yennefer to prove anything he said wrong with all the confidence in the world that she cannot. You know, as if that slight fixing of her hair just a moment ago doesn't undermine everything he just said to some degree and that he is actually considering her well-being for her sake more than his own a lot more than he's saying he is right now. But neither here nor there. Jaskier will keep up the charade of animosity and mild hostility for her sake since that's what she's far more familiar with.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-15 08:33 am (UTC)(link)

(she can't help but bristle at the comment about her shit decisions -- the rest is easily water off her back, par for the course insults from jaskier, but that was more pointed. (and maybe a little true though she would never admit it))

Do not worry, bard, I plan on still finding ways to make your life miserable.(ie she appreciates that he thinks she deserves to make her own choices, even a lot of the are bad.)

And knowing you, it is not a case of if I find you in a bind, it's a case of when.

(but still, it might not hurt to try to help one another here. it seems survival in this place relies on allies to some degree or another and while things with geralt are not...well they're complicated after everything they experienced in hellburbia, but if jaskier is here he's bound to be a part of her life one way or another, considering he's usually glued to the witcher's hip. (she has no idea she's not the only one who lost geralt on that mountain.))

You may be an annoying shrill man, but there are bigger things at stake right now, I'm just surprised you realize that.

(the sniping is comfortable, more familiar then the weird softness of him brushing aside her hair.)

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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-15 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier does nothing to stifle the eye-roll at being called shrill. Everyone always has to come after the bard for his voice as if he doesn't know what a fucking gift it is to hear him croon.]

Are you sure about that nap, Yennefer? Because that almost sounded like a compliment. [Although arguably, for Yennefer to Jaskier, it was a little bit of a compliment. Backhanded and rude from start to finish, but a vague compliment nonetheless.] Unless a side effect of the spell is that you're suddenly becoming an actual decent person. In which case, if I have to keep you awake every hour of every day until we figure this out I will. You know I have the lungs for it. Because I'm not sure I can handle...

[Jaskier rests a hand on his hip as he once again gestures to the whole of her with his free hand.]

All that.

[Did Jaskier just give her permission to keep being mean to him? Probably. Maybe. What about it? He just doesn't want to end up getting hugged out of seemingly nowhere again, that's all. His opinion of Yennefer may have overall softened, but he's not sure he's ready for that particular experience again.]

[...And he also maybe wants her to know that he doesn't expect her to treat him any differently just because things are different from his perspective. She can stick with what's comfortable.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)

Perhaps you are the one who needs a nap, Jaskier, if you think I would ever compliment you. (okay so maybe there was one hidden in there but will she ever admit it? no. that's not part of their dynamic. or not as she understands it. she hates feeling like she's behind in something, that there are things she doesn't understand, but she meant it when she said she doesn't want to know her own future. yennefer doesn't want to beholden to anything but the choices here and now. knowing the future feels like putting a collar around her neck and shackling her to it -- but that doesn't mean she loves not knowing how or where things shifted.)

It just happens that this place has managed to introduce me to people who are even bigger thorns in my side. Congratulations.

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[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
There you go almost complimenting me again. [Jaskier shakes his head a little as he chooses the more charitable translation to that statement rather than the one where he doesn't matter much.] Nope. No, no, no, no. We can't have this. You say something genuinely nice to me and it's all over. We are wasting time standing about like this.

[Jaskier motions with his hands to shoo Yennefer along.]
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[personal profile] bottle 2022-03-18 07:30 am (UTC)(link)

You are hearing what you want to. But you are right about one thing: I am wasting time prolonging this conversation.

(and with that she turns and walks away. for now, you are free jaskier. for now.)