"It's pretty much all I can do at this point just to keep up with the whiplash. I haven't had time yet to process most of it, and if I ever get out of here, I know I'll need a crapton of therapy." If he could even explain everything that had happened to a regular therapist.

"Of course, I dealt with my share of messed up situations before I even got here, so maybe it's just trying to keep me on my toes." He leaned back a little, trying to sound a little more reassuring. "How about where you come from? What's the weirdest thing that happened to you there?"