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TEST DRIVE MEME #13
Arrival
You remember a dream.
Or maybe nightmare is more accurate.
It was full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. There's a voice that feels like it's coming from all around you at once. Contrasting with the nightmare unfolding around you, it's smooth as silk. It makes you want to listen with every bit of attention you can muster in the moment.
"Judgement has come upon you, but not to worry. It can still be undone."
The voice promises you redemption for your sins. It promises you a better life and everything you could ever want, if only you just stop struggling so much.
And so you do.
Everyone wakes up in the same room initially. The room is done up in red with a cushy bed, a window, an old TV in the corner on a desk, and a few Hieronymus Bosch paintings lining the wall. There's a bathroom to clean up in and any belongings will be sat around the room to be gathered later. There's a duffel bag provided for your convenience.
After feeling a sensation of falling or dropping onto the bed, characters wake up feeling like they've just slept for a week. Their body will feel heavy and stiff, they'll have a massive headache at first.
They'll quickly notice the list of their sins written with their blood on a bedside table on an old piece of parchment. This will mean the list is tied to them and can't be changed or tampered with. They'll also receive their device to connect with others and the network. It won't be anything terribly fancy. As a matter of fact, it looks like a very old Blackberry type phone.
Once characters are ready to leave the room, they'll head down long, winding halls. They're dimly lit and ominous feeling. They may encounter fellow sinners or demonic staff that will direct the newcomer down to the lobby to get their actual room key to settle in. They may be pushy, they may border on courteous. It really just depends on the mood of the staff at the time and how they're treated in return. Eventually, everyone comes to stairs that lead downward.
Once down to the lobby, you'll notice the front desk manned by a demon who looks bored out of its mind. To the side of him is the door to the kitchen where guests may help themselves. To the right is a small duty free shop that seems to have a surprisingly normal, expected stock of items. Look around a bit further, there will be a tiny bar tucked in through a corner door. It seems pretty well-stocked and best of all, there's a demonic bartender who seems to know how to mix any drink you can imagine (and a few you can't). Of course there's some seating, bar games, and a jukebox tucked in the corner if you'd rather stay and socialize a bit. There's also a new addition of a karaoke machine.
Please note that all the songs on the jukebox are appropriately hell-themed. Hopefully Sympathy for the Devil is universally loved.
Welcome to My Nightmare Familiar whispers are starting among the demons of Hell yet again! The big carnival is happening soon and it's going to be even bigger than before. Apparently the clowns are out, but special guests are in!
The names Bellas Mammon, and Verinne float around excitedly. Something about the angel is spat about with less enthusiasm from time to time. If the demons are pressed for additional information they'll just say that if the carnival guests are pleased, Hell is in for a grand expansion.
If asked how the carnival guests are to be pleased the demons will simply laugh and tell sinners not to worry. So, new denizen of Hell, guess what! Even with such little information to go on, you get to help the demons get everything ready for the upcoming event. Exciting!
Prompt I: We Built This City WARNINGS: mentions of violence and drugs
Within the gates of our lovely Penance community a large portion of the area is currently in the process of being cleared away. Demons will be grabbing unsuspecting sinners and dragging them into the process without a care of whether they want to help or not. Sinners will work clearing charred debris, constructing stands, cleaning up dilapidated buildings, stringing lights and other decorations, and more.
Curiously, the only things that seem to be off-limits are rides and games, just like the last time. Hands off, buddy. Those are a surprise.
Unfortunately for all the guests involved, it seems like the demons are very serious about their role as supervisor. Cracking the whip isn't just a figure of speech is what we’re saying. If they catch anyone slacking off they will be punished accordingly. A swift hit, a hard shove, a good lashing with the whip for those who are particularly naughty. They may even just crack it if they think a sinner isn't working as fast or as hard as they could.
Well, now you know how serious they're taking this. After all, there's so much work to be done and such little time.
That said, the demons aren't entirely heartless. Just before a sinner collapses from exhaustion or dehydration, they'll be allowed to go treat themselves to some sandwiches and water. There's also an energy drink available simply called Speed Bull.
Knowing Hell, the 'healthy vitamins and minerals' contained in it are probably just code for actual speed. Ah, well, at least it keeps you going. Might want to be careful though. Drinking too many will lead you to, well, die (again). Might not be permanent, but isn’t fun or productive!
Those sinners who are especially resistant or otherwise naughty while constructing booths and other carnival necessities will find themselves put on porta potty duty. Arguably the worst duty of all, and they just might find themselves compelled to do so even if they hate it.
Other areas the guests will be able to help with include the tunnel of love, pens for a petting zoo, and the fun house, but they may not want to gaze into the mirrors too long...
Prompt II: The Maze of Mirrors WARNINGS: mentions of mental health, addiction, violence, and sex
Those lucky enough to get a glimpse at the carnival’s fun house will notice an incomplete room full of mirrors. There’s no demons around cracking whips at the moment and there’s something about it that just feels like it’s calling to you. It’s clearly unfinished and they likely need some help, right? Might as well investigate.
If guests choose to enter this room, they will soon discover it's far larger than it seemed at first glance. Stranger yet, the room is a maze that seems to shift and change with every corner you turn. Didn’t you just enter from that direction? Well, looks like it’s a dead end now. Guess you’ll have to find another way out.
The longer someone stays trapped in this maze of mirrors the more they start to feel different. Sinners begin to change mentally and emotionally into their darkest nature. All the secret parts of themselves that they try to hide from everyone come rushing to the surface and this can also be actual secrets themselves!
Do you struggle with anger? Depression? Been holding yourself together by a thread for too long? Actually afraid of everything? Recovered addict? Jealous of that bitch Stacey? Itching to just murder someone? Maybe you’re a bit of a nymphomaniac or a compulsive liar. Perhaps you’ve been holding back on saying what’s really on your mind to some people or maybe you have a deep secret that’s itching to get out and you don’t care who hears it... like that one time you left someone to die, or when cheated on your significant other with their sibling.
Well good sinner, now feels like a great time to clear the air! Let people know who you really are. There might be someone else stuck in there with you who you can kill, or fuck, or yell all the things you’ve wanted to say to them (or just say in general) but haven’t. If not? Good thing there’s a network in Hell, and the reception seems to be excellent today.
This maddening desire to reveal secrets and become that which is often hidden grows stronger the longer a person remains in the maze of mirrors.
There are two ways someone can be brought back to their more normal selves: either by the acceptance and forgiveness from another person resulting in immediate relief, or by finally finding a way out. Although it may linger a few hours after exit until finally all returns to normal.
Something in the Air Tonight
Prompt I: Something In The Air WARNINGS: mentions of body horror transformations
After everyone's fun time spent in the mental asylum earlier in the month, it looks as though the monster business isn’t quite done and over with. Perhaps sinners missed taking care of a small scratch or maybe the taint has just spread some other way, but sinners (old and new alike) may find themselves beginning to change, physically.
It may start out simple enough. An ache or a pain that could be blamed on a long day of construction or sleeping on the lumpy, uncomfortable beds, but it will soon progress. Fingernails may fall out as fingers turn to claws, legs may start melting together until a sinner is left with something that looks decidedly snake-like. It may feel like one's body is attempting to tear itself apart only to leave them with slimy tentacles.
Eventually, affected sinners might start to even think differently. Whether their physical mutations are big or small, are specific to one animal or several, or are the variety of horrific unidentified monsters from someone’s worst nightmare, the affected may begin to lose their higher state of consciousness for something more primal and animalistic.
Don't worry, Lucifer will reassure you all that this is only a temporary state of being! They’re working on getting everyone back to normal as we speak, so in the meantime just… try to enjoy it. It’s not all that bad, is it?
Prompt II: They Did The Monster Smash (nsfw) WARNINGS: continued mentions of body horror
While under this transformation, some sinners may feel an innate desire for a night of debauchery. Whatever their monstrous state is, they find themselves wandering into the sex portion of the night club. While the mutations may be as small as claws and teeth, those experiencing it will also find themselves with an insatiable need to breed.
As the night goes on, people will find themselves more than just physically affected and begin displaying the following characteristics:
Alpha Traditionally strong and dominant types. They are protective and extremely jealous once they’ve found a mate.
It is not uncommon for Alpha’s to fight over their chosen Omega with other Alphas.
When next to an omega in heat, they may enter into a rut state where their main concern will be claiming and mating with their chosen partner.
Ruts will send alphas into an extreme frenzy and cause them to be very aggressive.
They will be overwhelmed with the desire to dominate and have sex.
When an Alpha is close to climax, their genitals will swell and knot or entrap their partner in order to further ensure breeding. This swelling locks two people together for up to thirty minutes. During this period, it is not possible to pull apart from one another and may result in several rounds of intercourse. Keep in mind, however, that the more sex you engage in the longer it will take for the swelling to ease.
Omega Traditionally submissive types who aim to please. They are physically inferior to alphas and have an innate urge to be claimed and possessed.
When in heat, omegas experience fevers that can be dangerous if allowed to rise. The only cure for this is an orgasm.
Heats may last up to three days. During this time period, omegas will be insatiable. So much so it might become painful the longer they don’t mate.
They will be drawn towards the strongest alpha. Omegas put off a scent that will attract mates, particularly during heat, that often encourages alphas to fight for the right to breed with them among other alphas.
Bites to the neck may calm a feisty omega, but keep in mind that this may also cause a mating bond with them.
Omega’s during heat often become extremely self-lubricated.
Both Alpha and Omega may experience intense lasting orgasms with excessive amounts of cum to further ensure breeding. If an Omega cannot find a suitable mate they will find themselves incapable of satiation. Nothing is enough until a mate is found and even then, heat might hit them again soon after climax.
There’s another category, the Beta. These are those who aren’t really affected either way. Some of these patrons are still experiencing physical mutations but don’t seem to have the same heat and desire to breed. Others might not even be physically changed at all.
This can make things a little bit awkward, though. Especially when even the succubi and incubi are affected along with other demonic staff and guests. They may be eagerly dragging people, staff and sinners alike, off for a rough breeding session.
Of course, because it’s a sex club there’s plenty of other things to do. As always, no guest is safe from the potential of being dragged on stage for a demo or two. There are plenty of rooms with various themes for your delight including all sorts of toys and fucking machines. Anything you could imagine, really!
More information on what to find in the sex club here.
IMPORTANT NOTE: The mods recognize that abo is considered a slur against aboriginal peoples in Australia. It is important to us that we recognize this and clarify that such a term outside of alpha/beta/omega context is harmful and uncool. Stay groovy, and have fun!
Wildcard Not looking for debauchery or looking for a different kind? That’s alright! The club itself has plenty of other options such as a separate side explicitly for dancing. Drink up, maybe do a few lines, and dance the night away. There’s also a spa, a pool, a library, and all sorts of other areas for your character to explore now that they’re in hell.
You can find more information on the various locations here
Misc. Hey, guys! Welcome to our new TDM for the June 1st app round! As always, feel free to jump right on in, potential appers and current members alike! This TDM counts as an additional game event, as well as game canon for those coming into the game. Please have fun and don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have down below!
If you have questions, comments, suggestions, etc., go here.
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Or maybe nightmare is more accurate.
It was full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. There's a voice that feels like it's coming from all around you at once. Contrasting with the nightmare unfolding around you, it's smooth as silk. It makes you want to listen with every bit of attention you can muster in the moment.
"Judgement has come upon you, but not to worry. It can still be undone."
The voice promises you redemption for your sins. It promises you a better life and everything you could ever want, if only you just stop struggling so much.
And so you do.
Everyone wakes up in the same room initially. The room is done up in red with a cushy bed, a window, an old TV in the corner on a desk, and a few Hieronymus Bosch paintings lining the wall. There's a bathroom to clean up in and any belongings will be sat around the room to be gathered later. There's a duffel bag provided for your convenience.
After feeling a sensation of falling or dropping onto the bed, characters wake up feeling like they've just slept for a week. Their body will feel heavy and stiff, they'll have a massive headache at first.
They'll quickly notice the list of their sins written with their blood on a bedside table on an old piece of parchment. This will mean the list is tied to them and can't be changed or tampered with. They'll also receive their device to connect with others and the network. It won't be anything terribly fancy. As a matter of fact, it looks like a very old Blackberry type phone.
Once characters are ready to leave the room, they'll head down long, winding halls. They're dimly lit and ominous feeling. They may encounter fellow sinners or demonic staff that will direct the newcomer down to the lobby to get their actual room key to settle in. They may be pushy, they may border on courteous. It really just depends on the mood of the staff at the time and how they're treated in return. Eventually, everyone comes to stairs that lead downward.
Once down to the lobby, you'll notice the front desk manned by a demon who looks bored out of its mind. To the side of him is the door to the kitchen where guests may help themselves. To the right is a small duty free shop that seems to have a surprisingly normal, expected stock of items. Look around a bit further, there will be a tiny bar tucked in through a corner door. It seems pretty well-stocked and best of all, there's a demonic bartender who seems to know how to mix any drink you can imagine (and a few you can't). Of course there's some seating, bar games, and a jukebox tucked in the corner if you'd rather stay and socialize a bit. There's also a new addition of a karaoke machine.
Please note that all the songs on the jukebox are appropriately hell-themed. Hopefully Sympathy for the Devil is universally loved.
Welcome to My Nightmare Familiar whispers are starting among the demons of Hell yet again! The big carnival is happening soon and it's going to be even bigger than before. Apparently the clowns are out, but special guests are in!
The names Bellas Mammon, and Verinne float around excitedly. Something about the angel is spat about with less enthusiasm from time to time. If the demons are pressed for additional information they'll just say that if the carnival guests are pleased, Hell is in for a grand expansion.
If asked how the carnival guests are to be pleased the demons will simply laugh and tell sinners not to worry. So, new denizen of Hell, guess what! Even with such little information to go on, you get to help the demons get everything ready for the upcoming event. Exciting!
Prompt I: We Built This City WARNINGS: mentions of violence and drugs
Within the gates of our lovely Penance community a large portion of the area is currently in the process of being cleared away. Demons will be grabbing unsuspecting sinners and dragging them into the process without a care of whether they want to help or not. Sinners will work clearing charred debris, constructing stands, cleaning up dilapidated buildings, stringing lights and other decorations, and more.
Curiously, the only things that seem to be off-limits are rides and games, just like the last time. Hands off, buddy. Those are a surprise.
Unfortunately for all the guests involved, it seems like the demons are very serious about their role as supervisor. Cracking the whip isn't just a figure of speech is what we’re saying. If they catch anyone slacking off they will be punished accordingly. A swift hit, a hard shove, a good lashing with the whip for those who are particularly naughty. They may even just crack it if they think a sinner isn't working as fast or as hard as they could.
Well, now you know how serious they're taking this. After all, there's so much work to be done and such little time.
That said, the demons aren't entirely heartless. Just before a sinner collapses from exhaustion or dehydration, they'll be allowed to go treat themselves to some sandwiches and water. There's also an energy drink available simply called Speed Bull.
Knowing Hell, the 'healthy vitamins and minerals' contained in it are probably just code for actual speed. Ah, well, at least it keeps you going. Might want to be careful though. Drinking too many will lead you to, well, die (again). Might not be permanent, but isn’t fun or productive!
Those sinners who are especially resistant or otherwise naughty while constructing booths and other carnival necessities will find themselves put on porta potty duty. Arguably the worst duty of all, and they just might find themselves compelled to do so even if they hate it.
Other areas the guests will be able to help with include the tunnel of love, pens for a petting zoo, and the fun house, but they may not want to gaze into the mirrors too long...
Prompt II: The Maze of Mirrors WARNINGS: mentions of mental health, addiction, violence, and sex
Those lucky enough to get a glimpse at the carnival’s fun house will notice an incomplete room full of mirrors. There’s no demons around cracking whips at the moment and there’s something about it that just feels like it’s calling to you. It’s clearly unfinished and they likely need some help, right? Might as well investigate.
If guests choose to enter this room, they will soon discover it's far larger than it seemed at first glance. Stranger yet, the room is a maze that seems to shift and change with every corner you turn. Didn’t you just enter from that direction? Well, looks like it’s a dead end now. Guess you’ll have to find another way out.
The longer someone stays trapped in this maze of mirrors the more they start to feel different. Sinners begin to change mentally and emotionally into their darkest nature. All the secret parts of themselves that they try to hide from everyone come rushing to the surface and this can also be actual secrets themselves!
Do you struggle with anger? Depression? Been holding yourself together by a thread for too long? Actually afraid of everything? Recovered addict? Jealous of that bitch Stacey? Itching to just murder someone? Maybe you’re a bit of a nymphomaniac or a compulsive liar. Perhaps you’ve been holding back on saying what’s really on your mind to some people or maybe you have a deep secret that’s itching to get out and you don’t care who hears it... like that one time you left someone to die, or when cheated on your significant other with their sibling.
Well good sinner, now feels like a great time to clear the air! Let people know who you really are. There might be someone else stuck in there with you who you can kill, or fuck, or yell all the things you’ve wanted to say to them (or just say in general) but haven’t. If not? Good thing there’s a network in Hell, and the reception seems to be excellent today.
This maddening desire to reveal secrets and become that which is often hidden grows stronger the longer a person remains in the maze of mirrors.
There are two ways someone can be brought back to their more normal selves: either by the acceptance and forgiveness from another person resulting in immediate relief, or by finally finding a way out. Although it may linger a few hours after exit until finally all returns to normal.
Something in the Air Tonight
Prompt I: Something In The Air WARNINGS: mentions of body horror transformations
After everyone's fun time spent in the mental asylum earlier in the month, it looks as though the monster business isn’t quite done and over with. Perhaps sinners missed taking care of a small scratch or maybe the taint has just spread some other way, but sinners (old and new alike) may find themselves beginning to change, physically.
It may start out simple enough. An ache or a pain that could be blamed on a long day of construction or sleeping on the lumpy, uncomfortable beds, but it will soon progress. Fingernails may fall out as fingers turn to claws, legs may start melting together until a sinner is left with something that looks decidedly snake-like. It may feel like one's body is attempting to tear itself apart only to leave them with slimy tentacles.
Eventually, affected sinners might start to even think differently. Whether their physical mutations are big or small, are specific to one animal or several, or are the variety of horrific unidentified monsters from someone’s worst nightmare, the affected may begin to lose their higher state of consciousness for something more primal and animalistic.
Don't worry, Lucifer will reassure you all that this is only a temporary state of being! They’re working on getting everyone back to normal as we speak, so in the meantime just… try to enjoy it. It’s not all that bad, is it?
Prompt II: They Did The Monster Smash (nsfw) WARNINGS: continued mentions of body horror
While under this transformation, some sinners may feel an innate desire for a night of debauchery. Whatever their monstrous state is, they find themselves wandering into the sex portion of the night club. While the mutations may be as small as claws and teeth, those experiencing it will also find themselves with an insatiable need to breed.
As the night goes on, people will find themselves more than just physically affected and begin displaying the following characteristics:
Alpha
When an Alpha is close to climax, their genitals will swell and knot or entrap their partner in order to further ensure breeding. This swelling locks two people together for up to thirty minutes. During this period, it is not possible to pull apart from one another and may result in several rounds of intercourse. Keep in mind, however, that the more sex you engage in the longer it will take for the swelling to ease.
Omega
Both Alpha and Omega may experience intense lasting orgasms with excessive amounts of cum to further ensure breeding. If an Omega cannot find a suitable mate they will find themselves incapable of satiation. Nothing is enough until a mate is found and even then, heat might hit them again soon after climax.
There’s another category, the Beta. These are those who aren’t really affected either way. Some of these patrons are still experiencing physical mutations but don’t seem to have the same heat and desire to breed. Others might not even be physically changed at all.
This can make things a little bit awkward, though. Especially when even the succubi and incubi are affected along with other demonic staff and guests. They may be eagerly dragging people, staff and sinners alike, off for a rough breeding session.
Of course, because it’s a sex club there’s plenty of other things to do. As always, no guest is safe from the potential of being dragged on stage for a demo or two. There are plenty of rooms with various themes for your delight including all sorts of toys and fucking machines. Anything you could imagine, really!
More information on what to find in the sex club here.
IMPORTANT NOTE: The mods recognize that abo is considered a slur against aboriginal peoples in Australia. It is important to us that we recognize this and clarify that such a term outside of alpha/beta/omega context is harmful and uncool. Stay groovy, and have fun!
Wildcard Not looking for debauchery or looking for a different kind? That’s alright! The club itself has plenty of other options such as a separate side explicitly for dancing. Drink up, maybe do a few lines, and dance the night away. There’s also a spa, a pool, a library, and all sorts of other areas for your character to explore now that they’re in hell.
You can find more information on the various locations here
Misc. Hey, guys! Welcome to our new TDM for the June 1st app round! As always, feel free to jump right on in, potential appers and current members alike! This TDM counts as an additional game event, as well as game canon for those coming into the game. Please have fun and don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have down below!
If you have questions, comments, suggestions, etc., go here.
Rules | Taken | Reserves | Applications
Network | Logs | OOC | Memes
squalo // khr! // open
[ Squalo's lucky enough to be tasked with cleaning out ashes and burnt stuff, and hanging decorations. While it's not his idea of a fun time, it definitely beats lugging pieces of concrete around (he's stronger than his relatively scrawny form may suggest, but he's not really built for that kind of labor longterm), and it's most definitely better than taking care of the shitters, so he actually is doing his best. ]
[ Both his and Xanxus' share, probably. ]
[ He's up on ladders stringing lights, body parts or other bizarre ornaments, quick enough about it that he almost doesn't get lashed. Efficiency is important. He does take advantage of the rare breaks, however, and yeah, he's probably trying out that Totally Not Speed, because why not? ]
[ Whether it's Totally Not Speed or just his natural zoomy twitchiness, he's gesturing wildly at whoever's hanging that new string of lights with him. ]
Hey! Hey! Pull it higher! You don't want people hitting it with their heads, the whole thing could come down!
-- something in the air tonight.
[ It's not too bad at first, especially considering that he's earned himself a comfortable bed. A dull ache in his forehead, which he chalks up to his years of cranial trauma at first. An itching sensation behind, which he writes off to his recently increased amount of boning for a time. It's getting worse, though. ]
[ He tries to go about his day as usual -- training in the gym, soaking in the baths, cooking in the kitchen, pouring drinks at the sex club -- but as the pain goes progressively worse, at some point you might find him in one of the aforementioned locations just crouching on the ground, holding his head and screaming. ]
[ From the looks of it, something's trying to wedge its way out of his skull. ]
::
[ Sometime later, you will see him sporting a nice pair of goat-like horns. He doesn't look too happy about it at the moment, and his expression when routinely checking himself in every reflective surface looks dismayed rather than the usual smug as he mournfully runs his fingers along his new appendages. ]
::
[ It's a similar tale (heh) with the tail, though he does his best to keep more subtle about it. He still starts scratching his butt suspiciously often at some point, which stops abruptly when there seems to be something wriggling inside the back of his pants. He's looking mighty uncomfortable and borderline in pain, too. ]
[ Maybe you'll be the kind soul who offers to tear a hole in his pants for him? ]
[ If not, well, at some point he'll excuse himself to the bathroom and return with it taken care of, followed by his own very fresh new tail, which looks pretty much like the standard demon version except rather than a spade it seems to have a tiny shark fin at the end. ]
[ Feel free to notice either or. He's not happy about this either. ]
::
[ He also seems to be getting a bit more willing to fight as the day goes on. ]
Hey! What're you looking at?
-- they did the monster smash (without actual smut though)
[ He's available for a chat or anything that ends in
ic or ooccockblocking, still on his bartending shift in all of his new tailed and horned glory. ][ However as the effects of the evening grow hairier, he will find an excuse to leave and claw his way back to Xanxus if necessary. ]
-- wildcard
[ wanna do something else? write your own adventure! ]
we built this city!! let's rock'n'roll x)
[ And as if to demonstrate this point, Sougo has somehow managed to successfully wrap his end of the lights around the neck of the demon who was cracking that whip at people. It's likely going to earn him a swift punishment. But damn, it's worth it for the time being! ]
But if you want it higher, we can go higher.
[ He yanks, hard, on his end to make sure it's nice and taught around the demon's neck as he climbs a few more steps on the ladder to bring the lights up to Squalo's desired spot -- the poor demon dangling from it like some sort of obscene centerpiece. ]
EXCELLENT by which i mean terrible
[ Actually, he's wrapping it around the nearest sturdy looking and suitably shaped part of whatever they're hanging that thing on. A thick branch? A really huge nail? A balcony railing? Either way, that demon's feet are leaving the ground as soon as Sougo yanks his end. ]
Better. But now that I look at it, the decorations are shit this year.
[ He's saying that and looking right at their dangling supervisor between them. Congratulations, middle-manager-demon-san, you've just been demoted to an ornament. ]
Maybe if there were a few more matching ones...
[ Almost like stringing up the corpse garland for Christmas. He hadn't fully appreciated Belphegor's ingenuity back then, especially since it meant a lot of extra paperwork for him, but hell, this is almost like being home. ]
>) but terrible in the best way!!
I agree now that you mention it. It is pretty shit. Seems imbalanced, like they were really skimping out on things this year. It could stand to have at least two more to even it out.
[ He gestures idly to where those two more could hang, looking to Squalo for his expertise. After all, this really seems to be a guy with an eye for party decor. And maybe, just maybe, Sougo is aiming a little low. Maybe the decor would only be complete with five more dangling middle management demon-san. Plural. ]
of course!!
[ As he speaks, he tugs on the garland a bit, and the demon ends up dropping their whip while struggling to swear at them. As he's done with the "rearrangement", he looks at the empty spaces Sougo indicated with a thoughtful expression. ]
Huh. Think it's part of our job to procure more decorations if what we have is... insufficient?
[ This really is Hell, huh. ]
sliiiides in here late. Feel free to ignore! <3
[ Procuring more decorations would be a much more entertaining way to spend their time. Even if it would probably mean a swift sentence of port-a-potty duty. But hey. If Sougo had to go down, he would drag these demons down with him! ]
Imagine how disappointed Lucifer would be if he walked in and saw only one sad looking decoration hanging there. He might go back to his secret demon dungeon and cry over the disgrace.
nah never
It's like extra credit. They didn't tell us to, but they implied we should give it our all, right?
[ Lucifer crying in a dungeon is too rich of an imagery, however, and he's laughing out loud. ]
Hey, he probably will. I mean, with this kind of shitty design he will look pathetic in front of all his friends. Might make him cry harder than his daddy did.
[ cursed, but also not untrue ]
Gimme dat tail
And she would have but she'd noticed he looked...different. More on edge than the last time she'd seen him which is saying something but then he started touching his butt a whole lot and she sipped idly at a drink that had been refilled more than once but she'd lost count. Trying to figure out what the hell he was doing seemed more interesting than counting.
Then he disappeared for a bit and REAPPEARED with something---
Spewing her small sip of alcohol, she blinked at the new tail that trailed behind him.
She wasn't sure if it was weird, adorable, or just plain funny because of how cranky he looked because of it. The horns or whatever seemed standard. She should have enjoyed those but it was the TAIL...
Fuu was a sneaky sneak. And she was decently small.
And somehow managed to make it to the bar where Squalo was working for a quick peek.
Awwwww....it was so cute....
Apparently she still had her drink in hand when she made her way around the bar and knelt down to brush a finger over the fin of the tail. ]
How cute is this little guy~?
oh no
[ Unfortunately, Fuu's reign as Boss is apparently over, but at least he must be feeling grateful enough for that rescue to not try, like, stabbing her where she stands or whatever. Instead she just gets some screaming. ]
Who the hell're you calling little?!!
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HEY! Handsome. Knock it off. I was paying you a compliment.
[ Snickering softly, she smiles and tries to peek around at the tail again. ]
If I’d known all that ass scratching earlier was gonna lead to that little guy I would have paid a little more attention.
[ She stops to take a sip of her drink and blinks up at him almost innocently but it fails cause she keeps wanting to laugh for no reason at all.
Save her. She is a smol and she spends too much time with dudes. ]
Are you doing better? I was worried about you after the hospital thing...
] Easily distracted, she tries to reach up and poke a horn, too. ]
Are these things permanent? Cause I don’t know if I can handle the levels of hot that these are adding this already—- [ Insert vague wave at his person. ] pretty package.
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[ Squalo has his good hand mid-gesture, about to continue going off at her, but stops to double-take. She's calling him "Handsome". Which is correct, but somehow surprisingly few people around Hell seem to be giving him the time of day he deserves, so it's definitely nice to hear. ]
[ Fine. He can give her a chance. ]
[ The tail slowly curls up to let her see it, though it cautiously stays just out of reach. ]
I didn't know either. [ His face is still a bit scrunched up with disgust but at least he's not yelling anymore. ] And no idea. Maybe? It's been a while since I got here.
[ And he sure did a lot of sinning. Honestly, he's surprised he hasn't started transforming into a demon way earlier, though he still has some hope this is not permanent. The tail's just a nuisance and the horns are messing up his beautiful face and hair. It's at least nice to hear someone else thinks he's still hot. ]
...I'm fine. [ He sounds a little annoyed that she deemed him in need of worrying. ]
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The tail curls up again and her eyes brighten a touch before she hesitantly reaches out again to feel it. The fin is sharp, and she uses two fingers to hold it up a little higher. ]
It's too bad you didn't have this thing when you were in the looney. You probably could have used it. It's sharp.
[ But, she does let go of it after a moment. Not wanting to push her luck or make him too uncomfortable. Because believe it or not she doesn't actually mind him. As loud and bitey as he is. She's pretty used to it.
She also doesn't make any move to get out from behind the bar.
Instead favoring looking around and being a slightly wobbly squirrel creature instead. Plus, the view is better back here.
She does risk invading his space a little, though. ]
By the way...if there's ever trouble again...is there someone here you want me to grab for you?
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[ He bares his normal teeth at her. ]
So are those. It doesn't help much with giant monsters.
[ the horns could've also been useful to gore someone, and they're actually pretty hard. just like his head. ]
[ ...he could possibly tie a knife to his tail and use it as a weapon, though? ]
[ Brb doing just that. ]
[ He finishes wrapping the duct tape and gives Fuu a Look as if she'd just said something weird. Oh right. He did spend a lot of time around her bitching that nobody was coming to get him, didn't he? ]
[ But then... he'd been mad at first, but once he had the chance to talk to Xanxus, he realized that he would have hated him showing up there. Making him feel like a damsel... and worst of all, putting himself in danger. ]
[ And he's probably made Xanxus feel like next time something like this happens, he has to come. What if something horrible happens? His heart sinks a little. No, he mustn't make this any worse than he already did. ]
...No.
[ He's not looking at her. ]
There's nobody.
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When he passes Squalo and gives him a passing glance (cool horns, bro) and gets that snappy reaction, he can't help but snap back: ]
Well, since there's only one of us here who's got horns and some weird tail, I guess I'm looking at you.
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Hey, I'm not the one looking like a half-plucked bird! You wanna talk shit, get a good long look at yourself.
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[ Okay, so maybe it's a little fun to poke Squalo. Maybe. He puts on a more conciliatory tone, though. ]
Whoever thought this was funny has a messed up sense of humor, full stop.
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You think it's meant to be funny?
[ Squalo has his doubts about that. ]
All the demons here once looked like us, right?
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[ He's right there with Squalo on that count. It's not funny, but the demons or Lucifer or someone might see it that way. ]
Is that a thing? Guess I missed that memo.
[ It's a sobering thing to think about for sure. ]
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[ So far, it didn't look like Lucifer was particularly amused by such things either. But maybe he laughed in private and maintained a professional face in public. ]
We don't know if it's a thing, but it'd make sense. All this gradual change and shit... and I doubt we're the first humans in Hell.
I know we have another thread but shh: something in the air
[Styx chuckles. He's got a tail, but he won't let that stop him from having fun at someone else's expense.]
You do something different with your hair?
[Styx's tail lashes a bit. Squalo might catch sight of it.]
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Voi, fuck off!
[ He's immediately turning around to try and pat down his hair around the horns into a more presentable arrangement. He's got some kinda cowlick near the left one. His despair can practically be tasted. ]
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Eugh, I feel your pain. Got one of those myself.
[A standard spade-tipped demon tail twitches.]
Fucking undignified, am I right? On the bright side I balance even better now.
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[ He looks over the other in doubt, eyes pausing at the twitching tail. Alright, that was new. ]
Yeah. [ He agrees with a scowl. ] Growing it is the worst. Half the club probably things I've got butt fleas now.
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Ha. Probably they do. But you and I aren't the only ones suffering from bullshit. Lots of people here are reaching for their butts.
What do you think Lucifer wants out of this? Some kind of incentive to be "good"?
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[ He grimaces slightly and takes a look around. Most people seem to just be... going frisky in general, really, maybe with a bit more fervor than usual, which also includes butt touching. But there's also definitely some that are alone or just seem to be having some sorts of butt issues unrelated to anything else. Tails, most likely. ]
[ Had to be some of the weirdest experiences ever, growing one. Also gross. ]
......yeah I really don't think getting devil horns and tails has anything to do with being "good". [ it doesn't make sense. ] Maybe we've just been here too long...
[ The timing is certainly suspicious, however. Why would everyone suddenly have sinned enough for Hell's corruption to take form at the same time? ]
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